Spanish splinter

When you get a splinter that digs underneath the nail in your finger.

It hurt really bad when I got a Spanish splinter in my fingernail.

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by Stabby Tabby January 22, 2023

split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

Spiteful

Being or Doing something that will negatively affect a person or group because of feelings of resentment towards them.

Mary was being spiteful when she took the last slice of pizza, She didn’t want her enemy to get any.

by JhonGhotti June 24, 2018

shitnana-split

When a turd is so long that it arcs across the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl and has both ends sticking out of the water. When flushed it bends in half.
You may feel free to add wads of toilet paper to simulate the whipped cream on top or next to the "shitnana".

I took a dump this morning and with the toilet paper all around it and stuff, it looked just like a shitnana-split laying there in the bowl.

by Scoot'r April 4, 2007

splief

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.

"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"

by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018

spite sleep

When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.

Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.

by Saibaton May 29, 2019

Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019