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slampig

typical del val whore, loves to banged and get double teamed. Next Stage is a slam boar.
Ex. Dan Schor fucked a Slampig last weekend.
by Neezy Baby January 20, 2009
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Slampig

There are 4 Principles to being a SlamPig – In order of importance to the definition

1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
EX. a Slampig agrees to give oral for a 20 bag of weed, after the transactions takes place she asks for her payment for keeping her end of the agreement. She is told to fuck off, and then gets pissed and attacks, and the so called male at this point maces her in the face and leaves her on the ground screaming while a group of “friends” laugh at her in great enjoyment.
by Tonka Love July 29, 2008
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Slampiece

A Boy/Girl who you frequently sleep with but are not boyfriend/girlfriend. AKA friend with benefits. This is for the person who does not want a relationship but needs to have sex, or preform sexual activities. Both people can be reffered to as a "Slampiece". This term is mainly used in the Lake Tahoe area.
Jo: God slampiece did I tell you to talk.
Slampiece: Sorry Jo I won't do it again. Sex?
by Slampiece222 October 11, 2009
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Splarp

Liquid Awesomeness melting at 600 degrees celcius.
Funkyfred - Splarp
Kaain - Splarp
Johhnygat - R U RDY 4 SUM SPLARP!
Random hater - Reported.
by Johnnygat January 10, 2012
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Slampieces

Women who do not take much effort to take home for the night
Put the smell good on fellas, we're going scunting for some slampieces tonight! (see scunting for further explanation)
by jhough1390 May 1, 2010
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Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.
My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(
by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010
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Slampig

A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.

A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.

The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.

The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.

Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.

Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.

Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
by tomatobrownclown123 January 8, 2010
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