Spaztastic is what happens when you're deep in the coochie, and your home boy sneaks up on you and kisses you on the neck. And you uncontrollably jizz.
Me: AHHH AH UH OH MY GSHRNIDBEI
homie: *kisses my neck*
My cock: (pshhhh ququququ pshhh fhew)
Me: That was Spaztastic
homie: *kisses my neck*
My cock: (pshhhh ququququ pshhh fhew)
Me: That was Spaztastic
by Sharply Stephens April 30, 2019
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Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
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B:Why?
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