Sarcasm

A defense against stupidity.

Statement: Do you have a bathroom?
Sarcasm in Reply: No, we wear diapers.

by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018

Sarcasmistic

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

Sarcasm

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.

A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."

by ILJS April 28, 2009

Snarch

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

Sgt. Sarcasm

A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".

Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"

by blackjack March 10, 2005

sarcasmatic

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

Sarcasticate.

To communicate wholly with sarcasm.

John, don't Sarcasticate. Talk to the point.

by Neondreammysticdust December 10, 2012