Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

rotten pussy shyster mill

Capital University Law School, Columbus, Ohio

Judge Anne Taylor is the foul spawn of a rotten pussy shyster mill

by screwed litigant August 30, 2003

SHISTERED

"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.

"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"

by Madhammer April 9, 2005

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008

schusterick

Amazing, big, strong or can throw something really far, usually really good at everything and beats everybody at everything.

That guy is so schusterick im about to cry.

by Will Schusterick December 28, 2007

shister

A Lairy Bastard. Usually heard around London

You cockney shister

by Bido June 1, 2004

Bee Shutter Moment

getting the name of something wrong whilst showing yourself up.
(this came from when someone was standing in makro thinking of the name for insect killers, and said 'Bee Shutter')

Saying 'bee shutter' instead of insect killer
((you do not have to say bee shutter to have a bee shutter moment))

by Machuus D July 15, 2008