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Shiggle

to swiftly "skedaddle" ones way out of a intensely sexual and very awkward conversation.
"I shiggled my way out of that mf conversation"
and
Nancy: "hows the conversation with mark going?"
Mary: "yo bitch had to shiggle her way out of that shit ya know what im sayin?"
by SHIGGLEBITCH October 25, 2019
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SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.
The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021
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shiggle wiggle

user 1: i love doing the shiggle wiggle
user 2: oh dear god help me
by cr0nusampora June 11, 2021
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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
by teknik December 21, 2013
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beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.
Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!
by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017
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ur uncle has shingles

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles

Tim: *contracts crabs*
by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018
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Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection
Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again
by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022
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