Shed

A coalcraker term that started in a JTAHS second period math class when one kid was gonna call someone else a toolshed, but didn't want to get a detention. So the word 'shed' was born. Equivelent to tool, toolshed, shmuck, prick, or jackass. More like all of the above rolled into one, nice little package. Shed, Sheddish, Sheddy, Sheds.

Dude, he blew out his engine racing George's caddy. He is such a shed.

Damn, those boys are such shedds.

by jacksprat July 18, 2007

dick shed

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.

"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."

by chris sterling March 10, 2008

shed baby

Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.

A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!

by thumper roho January 19, 2011

Cuck shed

Popularized by the hottest member of lunch club Jebidiah H Schlatt

When making business deals for schlatt and co he would normally ask patrons to quote "GET IN THE FUCKING CUCK SHED"

Connor get in the cuck shed

by YaBoiLone May 13, 2020

shedding caterpillars

plucking ones eyebrows

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?

by great tit. May 14, 2011

Gettin Shed

Getting Head while taking a shit

I was gettin Shed on the shitter !!

by gsak October 11, 2011

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017