Prison Scrunchie

Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole

I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming

by MaheeTheGreat October 23, 2023

scrumpchidilyumptious

When something taste like fucking oreos inside of heaven

That triple deluxe super caramel hot fudge m&m peanut butter brownie sundae was fucking scrumpchidilyumptious.

by that guy from walmart April 23, 2014

scrumchucking

to hold in a poop or to have a turtlehead

I'm totally scrumchucking right now.

by Alola666 August 15, 2015

Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

by SolFrank January 14, 2016

Screechie

1. A shit stain(s) found in someones underpants that resemble tire marks.
2. A once popular Jamaican/Reggae dance move.

1. I decided not to have sex with him after I saw the huge screechie in his boxers.
2. I was so embarrassed at the party because everyone knew how to do the screechie except for me.

by Royce Bey July 1, 2016

Scrumciousness

To want to chew on balls

I feel Scrumciousness right now

by blankdeath1010 February 5, 2018

Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018