1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
by Valerie February 3, 2005
Get the Scrotesque mug.A person who enjoys life and has a large brain capacity which is ironic as this term is derived from "a loose screw"
by xyzabc123 March 14, 2009
Get the Scroos mug.manscaping of the nether regions that results in a racing stripe style strip of hair below the beltline.
Todd: "Why does that guy insist on parading around in the locker room for 20 minutes before getting a shower?"
Marty: "I think he's really proud of the crimped scrowhawk he's sporting."
Marty: "I think he's really proud of the crimped scrowhawk he's sporting."
by Indyman July 27, 2010
Get the Scrowhawk mug.n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
by salazam November 11, 2011
Get the scrote-float mug.(n) where the ballsack of an obese male is so severely sandwiched by the fat on their thighs that their entire genitals resemble something like a cross between a blue elephant and a white rhino.
Fat Guy - "Wanna play with my fossil bitch?"
Hooker - "Dude, that ain't no fossil. That's a fucking living and breathing scrohemoth!"
Hooker - "Dude, that ain't no fossil. That's a fucking living and breathing scrohemoth!"
by CringWorthy January 21, 2015
Get the scrohemoth mug.There is a place where people go when their significant other controls them, some call it Hell. The official term is Scrotum's End.
There are rumors of a man who is so whipped, you can hear the snaps and cracks from miles away. This man's name is unknown, but he is a very attractive young male who's life spiraled down hill when he met, The Troll. The Troll is a terrifying beast who suppresses their mate and grinds their hopes and dreams down to a fine paste.
Scrotum's End has existed since the late 40s, where scientists created a multidimensional portal. This portal was the entrance to Scrotum's End. Foolishly,the scientists entered, not expecting what to see on the other side. What they found was nothing seen by human eyes before. It was a world that predicted the future for all couples. It showed torturous scenes of overweight boyfriends/girlfriends riding the backs of their scrawny significant other. Their mate trying to hold them up, running out of air, and dying. The scientists, as shocked as they were, left this strange land. However, some felt guilty for leaving and decided to give Scrotum's End another chance. "Maybe it's not going to be as bad as last time," they said quietly to themselves as they walked back through the portal. The scientists who remained on the outside knew the fate of the other foolish scientists. They closed the portal, never allowing them to return with the tales of horrors that ensued on the inside.
There are rumors of a man who is so whipped, you can hear the snaps and cracks from miles away. This man's name is unknown, but he is a very attractive young male who's life spiraled down hill when he met, The Troll. The Troll is a terrifying beast who suppresses their mate and grinds their hopes and dreams down to a fine paste.
Scrotum's End has existed since the late 40s, where scientists created a multidimensional portal. This portal was the entrance to Scrotum's End. Foolishly,the scientists entered, not expecting what to see on the other side. What they found was nothing seen by human eyes before. It was a world that predicted the future for all couples. It showed torturous scenes of overweight boyfriends/girlfriends riding the backs of their scrawny significant other. Their mate trying to hold them up, running out of air, and dying. The scientists, as shocked as they were, left this strange land. However, some felt guilty for leaving and decided to give Scrotum's End another chance. "Maybe it's not going to be as bad as last time," they said quietly to themselves as they walked back through the portal. The scientists who remained on the outside knew the fate of the other foolish scientists. They closed the portal, never allowing them to return with the tales of horrors that ensued on the inside.
Person A: "Wow, Jordan's girlfriend sure is controlling!"
Person B: "Yeah I know, Jordan's stuck in Scrotum's End..."
Person A: "That poor, poor man."
Person B: "Yeah I know, Jordan's stuck in Scrotum's End..."
Person A: "That poor, poor man."
by Draaxxy January 30, 2015
Get the Scrotum's End mug.Has no money but wants to hang. Has a car but consistently needs a ride. Always asking for a couple of bucks — bucks that will never be returned.
by RyanBean August 14, 2019
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