Scoof

Dumb, Ditzy

That Blond girl is so scoof.

by Danny B and Maranda December 23, 2008

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

scoof

A very peculiar expression that has it's roots in Bowling Green, Ohio (as far as I know). Originally a group of friends used the term 'poof' to express 'promise on our friendship'. For example:

'Let's smoke a blunt.'
'Are you going to poof?'

Eventually 'poof' evolved to a general term for friendship. Obviously it has a different connotation in different contexts, but the other definitions of the word were largely ignored.

It also just so happened that this group of friends really, really loved their cocaine. For whatever reason the phrase 'snort cocaine on our friendship' evolved, and shortly after the acronym 'scoof' did as well. I'm not sure how widely used it is, but if you ever encounter someone in BG using the word then you know what's up.

Let's scoof!
Let's get scoofed!
Scoof a loof poof-a-snoof?

by Columbian Candy May 11, 2006

sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006