A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
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the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
Get the sample sale remorse mug.Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.
Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.
Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.
Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."
Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.
Rookie Reminder:
1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.
2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.
Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.
Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.
Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."
Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.
Rookie Reminder:
1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.
2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014
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Get the Stampled mug.when playing the drinking game of beirut (or beerpong for all you lame asses) when both teams go into overtime instead of filling the three cups with the same beer, each cup is filled with a different beer. this usually happens because a) you have ran out of one kind of beer b) you like having variety or c) you are so shitfaced that you just dont even realize that you and your partner are pouring different beers in the cups
After reaching overtime my partner, Animatronic, filled one cup with her Bud-Light Lime, and I filled the last two cups with Red Stripe and a Busch Light. We were in the mood for an overtime sampler.
by NeverTooDrunkToPlayBeerpong April 23, 2009
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