cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

ripe

hot, appealing; perfect, flawless

jesus tamika... those pants are ripe girl! where you get 'em?!

by xeroheart February 23, 2005

ripenisulous

Outlandish to the point of being difficult to believe; see preposterous and absurd.

"You say your babysitter ate Homestar Runner? That's ripenisulous."

by Brandon Hendrickson March 9, 2003

rapestache

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache

15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.

by grumbacher March 6, 2004

sticky rices

a gay Asian guy who only dates another gay Asian guy

He only dates sticky rices. He loves his sticky rice.

by Pinoy33 June 24, 2009

Ripe and on the Vine

A hot girl that is old enough to date but still lives with and is supported by her parents.

Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"

by THE GOEGE September 22, 2010