rectumify

what you do to get yourself out of a shituation

"What we're gonna do about the GW shituation is rectumify it by voting his ass out of office."

by hoyce May 3, 2008

rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.

Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Rectumb

rectumb (rectum)
n. Abbreviation for 'rectangular thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image with opposite sides equal and parallel and with each interior angle a right angle (90°).

I photoshopped my ex wife's bottom out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect rectumb!

by menab0t January 22, 2009

Rectum rocker

One who which rocks a rectum
Who really packs your fudge
Who really gets in your poop

Man I went to the gay bar last night and there was a hot guy and we hit it off. We ended up going back to my crib and doin it. Man talk about a rectum rocker.

by Cornikins May 9, 2009

rectum stinger

Shoving your hard-on into a girls ass by surprise, while doing her doggy style.

Jennifer moaned softly as she loved him from behind, when she suddenly screamed. He had given her a rectum stinger

by cat litter boy May 8, 2014

Neck Rectum

The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.

Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.

by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 17, 2010