The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.

Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.

by Goochey November 6, 2020

Puma-ed

Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.

I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.

by baby jesus January 6, 2003

like a puma

A phrase usually meaning awesome or sexy. Can be used for anything, though.

That boy is sexy.
For real, like a puma.

by Nikki January 31, 2004

man puma

Gay man in late 30s early 40s...

Look at that man puma jose caldera

by Rocksuperstar316 July 11, 2017

naughty puma

An extra hot cougar who is extra naughty.

Jon: "Hey look at that hot cougar over there!"
Me: "Oh MAN! She looks like one naughty puma!"

by swaino July 22, 2008

sex puma

A strange character from far off lands who spends his time hunting down innocent females to woo with his almost god like sex appeal.

"Look at that guy prowling around the club"
"Yeah he's looking for a tasty woman"
"God, he's a right sex puma ey"
"Darn tootin'"

by brez182 May 12, 2009

Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.

"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

by Cletis Vandamme July 11, 2008