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The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.
Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale
The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include:

copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin Made up by A.Scott
Shame steven riley. you never get no puntaco!
Puntaco by yourmumschesthair2013 August 14, 2013
(Poon-tay) In short terms Puntay means Pussy or vagina
Man: Yo Girl lemme holla at chu I heard the homie say you got some bomb ass Puntay
Woman: Boii You aint gettin none of my Puntay
puntay by King Savage September 14, 2015

Punta Langosta 

Slang term used to denote a whorish lobster. Mainly a term used in Cozumel, Mexico.
That punta langosta is next door at Cantamar!
Punta Langosta by Smelly Candy February 20, 2018

Prunetang 

“I met an older, foxy woman; time to get me some prunetang!”
Prunetang by Zy83 February 16, 2019

puñeteria 

Noun. A place to masturbate. Perhaps an adult bookstore with live performers, a brothel, or maybe a restroom or bedroom.
I'm so horny. I need to visit the puñeteria! Fap! Fap! Fap!
puñeteria by ¡KaKaBe! July 23, 2019