philoslut

a woman of questionable moral integrity who spends copious amounts of time associating with male philosophers, in hopes of seducing them.

philosopher: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

philoslut: the way you talk invigorates me sexually.

by repstu January 8, 2011

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Facebook Philosopher

A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.

Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."

by Hermit the Frog January 2, 2011

philogynist

A lover or friend of women; one who esteems woman as the higher type of humanity, -- opposed to misogynist.

That guy loves women too much. He's a true philogynist.

by rolandog October 16, 2006

Philoserism

Philoserism is a no class statement made usually by some trailer park trash who worships Robert Downey Jr.'s role as a dick sucker for his drug addiction in the movie, 'Less Than Zero.' The statements made have no value, purpose, depth, morals, and are as shallow as the trailer mouse who blurped it out. Philoserisms come from people who are as tall as Joe Dirt with a womens shoe size IQ to boot. If the philoser has any life goals, it probably invovles your wife.

Trailer Mater Philoserism:'I boned your wife!'

Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'

Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?

by tmntblankets April 9, 2010

Psilocybin

A drug when taken many strange things will happen

Even worse when combined with Salvia Divinorum

Psilocybin is an apparatus sent by the intelligence of the universe

by WorseThanHitler November 7, 2020

philosofuck

1. noun:A philosophy student, generally used to refer to ones who are particularly obnoxious and/or drunk
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.

1. Billy: Let's go out to the bar for a drink!
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!

2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.

by playdoh6677 March 31, 2009