prossible

Something that is both probable and possible

- It's prossible the trains run on time, but sometimes they don't
- Q. Can you open the jar? A. Prossibly

by dampsquib October 21, 2019

Pesticle

An annoying pest that has many attributes of a testicle

Damo needs to do a handstand to type on his computer. Damn pesticle strikes again!

by No day is leg day January 28, 2020

Propsicle

A Trump supporter who is left stranded out in the freezing cold after a rally.

The propsicles became very concerned and started rethinking their life decisions as they hastily set a pile of MAGA hats on fire for warmth.

by Beards4RBG October 28, 2020

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

Pesticle

An individual comprised of equal parts “Pest” and “Dick”

While speaking to my neighbor about sharing the cost of fixing the fence. I realized just how big a pesticle he was.

by ReaperXD April 29, 2021

Pissticle

When you pee and it gets all over your testicles.

Person 1: Aw man I just shot a pissticle
Person 2: Gross dude

by i<3money May 21, 2023