prostaslut

1. one of the female species who is a prostitute because she cant get enough dick just being a slut

i fucked that bitch at a party, then she went downstairs n hollared "next please". what a prostaslut, i hope i didnt catch that gangsta(aka AIDS)

by big member March 2, 2010

prosticle

Another term for a prosthetic testicle

Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!

by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010

Prostalgia

(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.

How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.

Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;

Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern

Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;

"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."

by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013

probable cosby

Evidence of guilt based on sheer number of accusations

There was no forensic evidence, and no eyewitness, but the judge found Probable Cosby because there were so many people who were willing to testify against him; There was no direct evidence, but there was Probable Cosby

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

Prossible

Less likely than probable; more likely than possible

It is prossible I will get a raise in the near future.

by The Jips-meister January 19, 2022

Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.

Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.

by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022