procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017

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Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.

Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"

by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017

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Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019

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Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

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procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

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Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

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