Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

privateness

When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??

by Pjetoles March 26, 2017

private hire

Taxi service.

Hey let’s call up the private hire so we can waste money!

by hejdndndn December 10, 2018

private social butterfly

a person who is a social butterfly at heart but also very private and reserved, can be a man or a woman

Jessica is a private social butterfly!

by mazda_juan December 20, 2020

going on private

Going on private or going private means to send nudes on things like Snapchat and Instagram.

"Do you want to go on private?"

Joseph-"Are you still dating her?"
Nathan-"Yea bro we already going on private."

by Theylovemuyang March 20, 2016

Private show

this is where two people come together and get a "private show" commonly this tends to be a woman naked , or giving a lap dance.

She likes giving guys a private show in her room.

by mrJJ November 22, 2011

private school

A form of education that, rather then provided by the federal government, is privately directed and must be paid for. Although the majority of the kids that go to these schools are white and relatively well off there is a large group of private school students who sacrific many luxeries to have a private education. Contrary to popular beleif, most of the kids who go to these schools are hardworking, inteligent, thoughtful, kind, and caring kids. All the schools are not all mono-sex, in fact most of them are not. They are not only for the rich and preppy. These schools are for kids that would like to have an education molded for them personally by a small group of inteligent people, rather then the government of The United States. So, please, rather then jump to conclusions about the kids and the schools actually find out about the places and we private school kids will do the same for public school.

Public school kid: O, private school are filled with preps and rich kids kids who never have to work for anything.

Private school kid: Public school is for people from the ghetto. None of them can complete a full sentence.

Me: Cant we all just... get along?

by Advocateboy December 9, 2008