Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

chatvite poof

The instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or IM.

"Hey, what's up? I just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof."

"I hate that guy, he always wants to chat. I just give him the chatvite poof. "

Someone more naive might say, "Gee, Ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection".

by patrsacc July 5, 2009

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013

Re-Poof

When you reattach the adorable fuzzy ball to the top of the wool cap of an attractive girl you are on a date with.

I just Re-Poofed you!

by Adorable Insurance Guy December 1, 2018

poof panties

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018