poofter

Well it's just another word for a gay dude, the rest the rest of the world stole it from us Aussies, so I am here by taking it back.

Andrew: *running around in hot pink assless chaps with a muscle shirt on and a little shitzu with him*

Me: "Oh Jesus Christ andrew, your such a bloody poofter"

Andrew: "Oh be nice" * runs away crying with his shitzu behind him

by Thadius T. Third III December 28, 2005

Poofy

A word commonly used in the south east of england by teenage boys. Used to describe something which is extremely cool trendy and fun. Can be used to describe anything and is used in all types of speech from tidy remarks to english essays.

Person (Ed) : Nice pink chinos mate
Person (Cam) : There sick aren't they mate?
Person (Ed): There so poofy

by Bare Aussie November 30, 2011

Poofy McNipples

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.

"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"

by Ruairidh May 27, 2008

pootytang

Basically another word for a vagina

I could smell the pootytang off you from a mile away.

by Joe 87847464 April 7, 2008

pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009

pooty tang

poonanny i.e. sweet wet lips

I'd sure love to taste that pooty tang!

by passerby September 7, 2003

pooptydoodle

involving the use of your butt, a sketch pad, and a laxative. make a wild guess.

I showed my pooptydoodle to my art proffesor and he lit it on fire out of disgust.

by rysefin January 16, 2005