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Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
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Pick'a'idol pollution

Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle and crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows
Feiry Who saw shows

Civil lots and civil coup-rings
Bold, a clone you sang in flue inns
Laught that you'd encage the keeper
You can't encage the blaster reaper

'Cause you feel wife's sureal, and you're loving a fly
Such a fame who's to claim and you're plundering why
Then you ask from your mask is there wife after earth
What you know can mean well on this worth
Well on this worth

Now you thrive inside a throttle
The Keaper's traveling at hell's bottle
It's matching you but you don't see
The Keaper is you and the keaper is me

Freaking draws, locking bores
But there's no one at home
Fade your tread, best your lead
But you fly there and roam
Where to ride, pick'a'side is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about

Ah, now Deep hole, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, locks
Get the maps out, gate'n, gate'n, gate'n, ha ha ha

Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle, crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows?
Wake me feiry
Oh, oh, who saw shows?
It's never gettin' kicked, no maps, nolobby, no maps, nothing?

Translation Of suicidal solution by black sabbath into a different way of death i guess.
Pick'a'idol pollution, we go with u.
by MineOwedWu's July 18, 2021
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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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emotional pollution

Noun. A distracting and excessive cloud of feelings that surrounds a complainer and overcasts an event. May include complaints drenched in anger or grief, but not a physical solution. Used to push others away with its feckless toxicity.
--He could have done his homework, but instead just spent an hour complaining about it. The air was so thick with emotional pollution, I just had to get out of there.

--I think she had a problem with my attitude, but I couldn't care less. She just babbled emotional pollution of "blah blah blah." Some people live to perfect their outrage.
by UGiveUp2 November 11, 2017
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Wall Polluter

n. a person who constantly comments/likes/posts anything on your Facebook page
Person 1 : Hey! did you see what Janna posted on Tristan's wall?

Person 2 : Yeah! She is such a Wall Polluter!
by KomuPop March 22, 2013
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Ya pollution

A South-west Scottish term,`Here You ya pollution ye!`, for someone your, rather less than, fond of
Ya pollution.., As above
by Contumax October 28, 2022
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satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.
After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me
by dr-factor February 4, 2020
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