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Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
What a absolute plonkence
by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020
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Plonk Boots

An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd
Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots
by Plinkdorito December 7, 2020
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ploinkz

THE MOST EPIC TWITCH STREAMER EVER! Ploinkz is a very hot and funny female gamer girl who mainly plays minecraft. She can poorly play ukulele and craft too! Everyone envy’s Ploinkz.
Hey did you catch Ploinkz stream last night?

Yea, I heard she got her highest viewer peak EVER!
by Ploinkz January 14, 2021
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Aiden Antonio Plonka

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high
Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka
by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018
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Ploobah

1. The act of acting like a ploobah!

2. Word of an awesome video game character; My ploobah.

3. A horrible lingering smell hanging off of your balls. Usually a vomit inducing smell
1. Cody is so gay, he is acting like a Ploobah

2.:tap: My Ploobah!

3. Did you hear? Brians nuts smell like the worst Ploobah ever!
by King banana November 4, 2008
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ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.
Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"
by libkeiser February 27, 2009
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Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008
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