Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.

OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.

by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

Pled

For a male to inadvertently rub his balls against another male.

"As I was bending over to take my shot on the pool table, that guy who walked past pled me"

by Doveston April 2, 2009

piked

To have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).

David, you piked out on my party. You better come next time!

by ben314 November 20, 2006

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

by Me_Again September 27, 2011