take a pew

Usually used in the United Kingdom, "take a pew" means "have a seat", as a pew is a long bench with a back, mostly placed in churches.

Come in and take a pew.

by thesky July 12, 2010

Pew-Pewsical

When gamers break out into song, whether through musical instrument, singing or making weird noises while playing a violent video game. For example; Don't Stop Believing performed through car horns in GTAV.

Buy the D horn so we can start the pew-pewsical with our Ferraris.

by Masterstache Graphics November 6, 2016

Pew news

The most reliable source of news source, founded by the siq cunt pewdiepie that aids to slander wsj and J.K Rolling in micro-aggressive ways.

Believe everything you see one the internet.

Did you watch Pew news last night?
No

by Hella Nah March 4, 2018

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

less qq more pew pew

A term directed at whiners to stop crying and start doing something.

Derived from wow mage forums, which are notorious for housing cry babies.

Per usual, the mage boards were flowing with tears when an intelligent, witty, philisophical player directed at the whiners (see Faxmonkey, beta comments) --> less qq more pew pew.

by ReeveSkywall February 7, 2007

Pew jumper

A derogatory word for a follower of the Pentecostal faith.

Those pew jumpers may be crazy, but they sure do have a good BBQ.

by Sofreakingtrue March 16, 2011

Less QQ More Pew Pew

A term used normally for players with "ranged" attacks in a video game, used when someone is crying (hence the Q.Q face looking like the O.O face with tears) and not doing anything. The phrase "pew pew" is an onomatopoeia for a gun firing.

You're being retardedly useless right now Ben, so less QQ more pew pew plox.

by Shugi September 30, 2009