My penile unit is out of whack.
Look at his penile unit.
That penile unit is so small.
OMG did you just say penile unit?
Look at his penile unit.
That penile unit is so small.
OMG did you just say penile unit?
by Samuel Paxson May 15, 2003
by figleaf December 12, 2006
New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
by Imperial1931 November 04, 2005
Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.
Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov February 27, 2014
Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.
by C-Note April 24, 2004
1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living
2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.
by Kaaos January 12, 2005