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Palangi

word used by samoans which means european or white
"i'm a full palangi"
by sean September 20, 2003
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paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences
i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator
by FightinIrish July 10, 2005
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paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.
by auaiomrn April 1, 2003
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ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!
(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him
by readerr0r January 25, 2004
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Palanoia

pal·a·noi·a (pal-uh-noi-uh)

Contraction: Palringo/Paranoia

A mental disorder characterized by the baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others on the Instant Messenger Application: Palringo. Usually due to the baseless and excessive behaviour OF OTHERS ON THE APPLICATION PALRINGO! B*STARDS! I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
Example:

Jane: Hey john, do you wanna see my boobs?

John: STFU Simon I know it's you on ur free Palringo!

Jane: dude, palanoia much?
by O to the G - oldgreggggggg December 31, 2011
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paranoia

When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.
Jamal: fuck

Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you

Jamal: *extreme paranoia*

Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.

Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.
by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020
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palance

(verb) Palance is a Trinidadian dialect term which means 'to party and have fun'. It is closely related to the term 'lime' but, unlike a lime which involves hanging out with friends, palancing involves having extreme fun (most typically in a party setting) and can be done on one's own, or with friends as well.

The term, though gaining major popularity during the 2010 Carnival due to the song of the same name (by JW and Blaze), has been around for a long time. The term reportedly was created by the radio DJs JW and Blaze a few years ago and used on their radio programmes. JW has said that the term originated based partially on use/meaning of the word parlance.
1. Las night we rel palance in de party!

2. I feel I go palance by mehself today, goin an take in a lil fun an ting.

3. Leh we plan a lime nah? We go rel palance wen we limin in she concert.
by Ken Ping May 19, 2010
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