shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.

Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.

by Mark Blue September 26, 2007

parabotti

From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!

Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!

Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!

(10 minutes later...)

Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!

Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!

by awbster May 3, 2011

parab-ebola

(n.): a disease effecting thousands of mathematicians everywhere.

" My Algebra teacher keeps giving us F(x) =x^2, I think he has Parab-Ebola!"

by Julia Nicholas October 8, 2014

paradigm lock

Inability to shift from a given mindset

I was in this really interesting discussion on Facebook but then the other guy got a paradigm lock

by nebuchadnezzar#7 January 5, 2015

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018

be raining on your parade

a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.

my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2014