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Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.
This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period.  We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012
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Opera

A browser superior to Internet Explorer and its creators, who favor proprietary "HTML" over the W3C's standards.
Opera is better than Internet Explorer. Actually, snail mail is, too.
by GastonRabbit November 4, 2004
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Operation Ponytail

A historic day, in which hundreds of /b/tards uploaded pornography onto youtube, confusing the shit out of the youtube admin.
There is some debate on whether it occurred on on June 12, 2009, or June 13, 2009.
12 year old- I'm twelve years old and what is this?
/b/tard- *grin*

Youtube admin, much later- Hm. Operation Ponytail. *click*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by Just another /b/tard June 10, 2009
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coin-operated

A device, which becomes active or operational after inserting a coin.
a coin-operated telephone.
by Pankaj June 21, 2006
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super operator

An employee who goes below and beyond
Bailey sucked his managers cock so hard that it cured his prolapse he’s a super operator
by Super Operator October 20, 2022
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Operation Iraqi Freedumb

The dumbest decision of the new millennium. Dumb. Dumb.
Operation Iraqi Freedumb: to dumb to succeed, to dumb to recognize failure.
by author November 12, 2006
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Operation Ivy

awsome band with the most genius lyrics i have ever heard in my life. Go check them out. everything they say in their songs is brilliant
"success is obiediance to a structured way of life. you cant ignore the structure because were all within it's sight" -op ivy
by sk September 7, 2003
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