meltcher

havin sex with a corpse and then sucking the cum from its butt

"the mortition tha prided himself on being a meltcher took advantage of poor dead sallys ass, then with an available burger kind straw he began meltching the cum out of sallys ass." yum

by twistedbj January 15, 2009

Mulch

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 3, 2003

Mulch

Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell

“Load me a mulch”

by mulchgangwhatsthename May 21, 2019

Mulch

A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat

The people enjoyed the mulch.

by Senior Moose July 15, 2023

Mulch Disease

1. you ask questions over and over again.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.

the cure is in these steps...

1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.

"Don't you see that red headed slea slaw next to grandma polly's house. She must have the 'mulch disease'!" said Molly. "yah she asked me over and over again at school if i had a spare towel after her 12th shower at school after gym!" said Jamie

by CharliesKitty June 24, 2009