Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.

Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User

by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace

1. The ultimate contest of seeing how many friends you could have without seeing any of them.

2. A place for people who have no lives to post comments about their new pics in their "friend's" myspace.

3. A place where loners get semi-celebs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: OMG i have 200 friends on myspace.
Person 2: LOLZ i have 300 friends, loser.

Ex 2:
Person X: i love ur new pix! u better post a comment on my myspace also!

Ex 3:
Some guy: SWEET Tila Nguyen is my friend!

by deathsymphony March 28, 2005

Myspace Tom

A big computer nerd, who grew up with no friends. He created a network of people, in which he is automatically added as everyone's friend. This makes Tom think that he has actual friends (he doesn't) and he can now sleep and masturbate without crying.

Person 1: "Hey, I just joined MySpace and this Tom guy is apparently my friend. I don't know him and he doesn't look like the type of person that I would normally befriend."
Person 2: "Myspace Tom is a computer nerd and made it so the MySpace network automatically makes him your friend. I suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

myspace whoring

the continuing process of making myspace bulltons to "whore" or advertise other users pages; A user whom uses myspace a unusual amount.

an example for myspace whoring would be; wfw? (whore for a whore)

by jujuuu: D June 20, 2006

myspace

One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies.

Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.

Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see
Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!**

by anonymous April 10, 2005

thats so myspace

When someone is using a technology that's old and thinks it's still cool.

I updated my facebook page. Did you see my new pics?

Thats so myspace, everyone uses Google+ now.

by UsualSuspects July 1, 2011