Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.
Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!
I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.
I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.
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Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.
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MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox
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Get the monkeypoint mug.Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.
Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.
Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.
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