Monkeyfuck

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

by Lickmedaddi October 22, 2020

monkeyfinder

On Hypixel Skyblock, the party finder for dungeons and kuudra is commonly referred to as monkeyfinder due to how hard it is to find a good party

Person 1: You down to do some f7?
Person 2: Yeah but I don't have a party
Person 1: Just queue monkeyfinder.

by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023

Monkeypunching

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"

The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.

by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024

Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

funny money

Counterfeit or fake money.

by Maguire September 22, 2003

Funee Monkee

God himself, the creator of all of existence, and an eternal forever living all powerful god like being that has all but unlimited power.

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Luk at The monkee
Its a monkee
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Smile, luk at The monkee
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Got the monnee
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I said luk at The monkee, look at The fxcking monkee!!!
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by Funee Monkee January 6, 2021

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by Sage QB March 19, 2021