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monkess

My monkey misses his monkess whenever she is not around.
by NatalieLane October 15, 2010
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Monkabater

The act of using a hairy palm to perform the purple monkey dishwasher.
Karl is a monkabater.
by Jonny HC February 9, 2013
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monkakke

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 27, 2013
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MonkaTOS

Twitch platform emoji for when a stream does a questionable action. A questionable action is something that Jeff Bezos does not find appealing, like NSFW or Criminal Activity.
Streamer: Alright Boys, today, we look at Nami's titties
chat: MonkaTOS
by Slashers Son October 2, 2020
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Monkabutt

A religious Punkabutt who has beliefs in Lutheranism. (could possibly have a stench)
Abdul: "That "Monkabutt" has philosophical writings that are imbued with religious belief."
by Quis Dupree October 6, 2021
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Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.
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monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.
I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!
by dragonlady313 April 1, 2011
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