monkae 

One of the best and least used words in the dictionary (this one) Another way to say monkey, it's just cooler to say monkae. Easily confuses people because they don't know what you're saying

Person1: you're a dumbass!
Person2: You're a monkae!
Person1: What?

monkae by mokaeface December 15, 2004

MonkaE 

I saw a horse getting succed then got banned for 30 days. Fück¡¡

MonkaE PETTHEHORSE

MonkaE by Greenmoo May 5, 2021

monkae 

a black person.

“look at that monkae over there!”

“that’s MLK”
same difference.

monkae by rachaelbologna December 11, 2019

Monkae 

Also defined as Brian Talinga, is a species of chimp that originated in the dry-earth forests of Romania. The term "monkae" is colloquially used to oppress and dehumanize someone. Based on historical evidence, "monkae" was first used to dethrone the leader of the state of Romania, Alexandru Loan Cuza on February 22nd, 1866. The word was as attempt for the peasants of the Romanian empire to overtake the bourgeoisie, by ostracizing them into submission.
These days however the word is used as such;

Person 1: "I simply adore the coherency of the NFT and cryptocurrency market"
Person 2: "Shut up, Monkae"

Monkae by TheRealBrianTalinga December 7, 2021

mönkae

mmmm mönkae mmm yes mönkae mönkae good mönkae big mönkae mmmmm yes mmm

mönkae

mönkae by monkaeluvr69 October 16, 2019

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

Spite Monkey Attack by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

Spite Monkey Sunday by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015