Monkast

A podcast created by monkat when he was still at GBAtemp, it got through 5 episodes, with an unreleased first episode that was 8 hours long. The podcasts consisted of shitty news about random Nintendo products that no one gave a flying fuck about. The podcast's signature was monkat screaming at ifish for constantly derailing the podcast. The podcast was brought to an end when the moderators moved it from the General Off-Topic Forum to the Blogs Section and labeled it advertising, which made monkat furious.

TrolleyDave, the moderator who moved it, replied that he moved it because it was a personal podcast, and belonged in the blogs because it's main focus was moncast

And monkat was too much of a self-centered prick to rename it and just regurgitated "I started this podcast with the express intention of adding my name to something."

The Monkast:

monkat: and there is this new game coming out for wiiware called Wii Love --

ifish: what was that monkat? i thought you said you were coming out of the closet

monkat: ifish STFU and let me finish my sentence

Monkast by Terminator02 June 18, 2011

monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

MonkaS 

As a twitch emote, used during a moment of high tension in video games (nervous moment).

Twitch emote is Pepe the Frog sweating and looking scared.

Streamer: *Fortnite, solo squads epic clutch*

Audience: "OMG what a play, that was some MonkaS shit right there."

MonkaS by bobby56831 June 11, 2018

MonkaToS 

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

MonkaToS by The Professor August 8, 2019

monkaS 

A visual expression of the feeling you experience when you have a sense of impending doom in a tense situation.

Often spammed by a helpful but perpetually nervous twitch chat upon seeing their favourite streamer about to make a very high risk play.

Uncle Greg: Alright sonny boy this won't hurt
Little Billy: monkaS

monkaS by washedupwilly May 28, 2018

MonkaS 

used when a high tension moment happens.

CSGO pro player: *1v5 on gun round with usp*
twitch chat: MonkaS

MonkaS by finnishdog July 20, 2019

monktastic 

Fantastic and related to a monk.

That Father McGillicuddy who gave the sermon this morning was Monktastic~

monktastic by A.C. Basbas May 28, 2008