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Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"
"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"
by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011
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Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.
The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.
by poononymous July 31, 2006
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Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
by CKFun February 11, 2004
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Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.
Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!
by beanser January 3, 2006
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tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.
by Fin8715 April 7, 2011
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mongol

->A person from the country mongolia . The same boys along with ghenghis khan , there horse archers and heavy calvary took over a massive part of the world . Eventually split into several hordes . After that the horde's armies where localized and where filled with soldiers from conquered areas.
Look at the mongol on his little pony with his bow and arrow pwning some euros.

Hey real preps cause mongol blood flows through my blood I get more useful skills than playing Polo. Up for a match of horse archery , lance work or sword work?
by themongol April 9, 2006
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mongolito

a crippled or autistic dumbass who has no idea of what they are doing
Timmy: is that a rock?
Jhon: no, its a fucking bird, you mongolito/mongolita
by Pussyeater9999122 February 8, 2022
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