owl monocle

the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground

drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!

drew: hah-crap

Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!

Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap

Sam: haha sucks

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

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Monocle Popper

mon-uh-kuhl popping

-adj, noun

News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.

Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.

by asdasdfgf November 7, 2010

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mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

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Asian Monocle

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009

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