Milwaukee Brewers

contrary to whatever captain sparklepants thinks, the milwaukee brewers lost a total of 106 games in 2002, not even close to the mlb record for most losses in a season. that honor is held by the 1899 cleveland spiders at 20-134. not recent enough for ya? try the 1962 mets, in their expansion year, who went 40-120. in fact, the brewers don't even crack the top (bottom?) ten in terms of losing records. also, look for the brewers to rebound in the 2006-07 season, with a promising young group of young guys and an undervalued pitching staff; the team will fight for the wild card this year and contend for the division crown for the next several.

the milwaukee brewers have some great young players--rickie weeks is the next robin yount; prince fielder is the next cecil fielder; etc.

by resident27 April 15, 2006

Dirty Milwaukee

Showing up to your Grindr date with nothing but your tool belt and a feather duster.

Matt showed up to his dates house doing the ole dirty Milwaukee

by Hippiedevil April 6, 2020

Milwaukee Love

A term used to describe bizarre ways residents of the Cream City look out for eachother. The phrase usually involves a stranger helping somebody get out of trouble.
Milwaukee MKE 414

Yo I saw this dude with weed down on 20th and when I turned on to Walnut I saw a cop car. So I told the cops about a fake drug deal I saw on Chambers Street. Then I hollered at the weed man "saved yo ass from the pigs, this is Milwaukee Love , my guy.

by Milwaukeeman November 30, 2017

Milwaukee mudpie

A surprise crapping of the pants. Usually diarrhea based, resulting from too much booze, fried foods, sweets, and cigarettes. In any combination and quantity. Onset by laughter, shock.., or compulsive swearing.

Last night was crazy! I got drunk and stuffed, and John opened his funny-ass mouth. I laughed so hard I Milwaukee mudpied myself. That's why I'm wearing ladies yoga pants.

by half dog January 6, 2013

Milwaukee Drip

The act of dipping your Scrotum in hot wax

If you have a boyfriend who likes a soothing Milwaukee Drip, he’s a keeper

girlfriend: hey babe where were you last night?

boyfriend: oh, just getting a Milwaukee Drip

by hbdrr December 3, 2019

Milwaukee Bucks

They have Giannis... so you can say their pretty good

Milwaukee Bucks: lol you guys suck

Miami Heat: lmao

Milwaukee Bucks: :D

by YourAnAcuteOne May 25, 2021

Milwaukee Lesbian

A lesbian who, while identifying as a lesbian, has one or more baby daddys. They also tend to go hookup with men after break ups. They refuse to identify as bisexual. Common around the city of Milwaukee, WI

Adam: Did you hear Ally and Lexi broke up?
Jake: Yeah! Lexi decided to be a Milwaukee Lesbian and hookup with Ally's male cousin this weekend!

by Spitefulhomo October 13, 2021