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MILFitize

I am going to MILFitize her
by SupAwesomeHere August 31, 2022
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MILFIT

1) A term used to describe an upcoming MILF, who is usually accompanied by a MILFIT Instructor when applying MILF logic/energy

(Note: MILFIT Instructors are also required with MILFITs when within 2 miles of a college campus or beach)
2) A hot woman who is preparing to become a mother.
Person 1: Holy crap! Why’s that girl from school walking with my mom?
Person 2: It’s MILFIT Monday idiot, welcome to Ocean City.
by BeastyB314 July 18, 2023
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milfitary

A woman with children (mother) who has elected to serve their country’s single male population by remaining fit and single.
Bromeo: Are you still hooking up with that hot mom from the gym?

Broseidon: Dude of course! You know I support our milfitary 100%. And I ain’t pulling out my troops if you know what I’m sayin’ ;).
by jabronitenderoni February 9, 2024
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MILFitis

The condition of having
an overwhelming desire to have sex with your friends mother. To the point of getting off to her bikini pics.
My god, I’ve got MILFitis for Amber. I wanna pump her full of cum.
by Albino namekian May 14, 2024
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Garnet/milfislife

a beta male and they like lisa from genshin impact
yurifan (me): is that Garnet/milfislife?
Also me: EWW WHAT A LOSERRR
by kakakakakakakahshshshhs September 30, 2021
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