Uber-Micro

Pro-game talk for skills

"I'm going to like show those like girls my like uber-micro."

by MikoMido September 5, 2005

Micro Penis

A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.

My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by gaz1 July 21, 2008

uber micro

Above all, the masterful skill of keyboard management (in RTS or abstractly for every game requiring typeing skills).

That noob has no uber micro. his micro is not uber.
The "ownerer" has the uberest micro of them all.

by sooka5 September 30, 2005

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018

Micro-Droop

The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.

I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

micro pig

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.

Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

micro lax

a hardcore laxative that will make you shit the bed within 5-20 minutes, good stuff

i just took some micro lax...
now i have to clean up the mess

by :) kmg January 29, 2009