The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
by Tower4454 June 27, 2021
by ralphpeabody25 January 31, 2023
An Arabic adjective to define a person that does stupid acts, or in other words, an Arabic word meaning dumbass (in Arabic: ملط)
Person 1: DUDE, ADAM JUST CALLED MS DALIA A BITCH TO HER FACE. Well, he got suspended for it BUT STILL!
Person 2: huh, malt
Person 2: huh, malt
by Ligmadude June 07, 2022
by Ju1 June 08, 2019
Dirty Malte
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
by Straya11 February 07, 2025
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016
The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
Malte Schäfers
by Lofor October 05, 2017