Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave

You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle

by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022

Mald

being so mad that you go bald

"lol your malding right now"

by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022

Maldness

A term coined by the chat of the Twitch streamer Forsen describing the process of getting worse at video games the older you become. It is a combination of the words "bad", "mad" and "bald".

MALDNESS PepeLaugh :point_right: :chart_with_upwards_trend:

by MrSam007 June 9, 2019

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022