Pepto Mag

A person who is addicted to WOW, but sucks at it a lot, and is lying to himself that he's not gay.

Damn Bill, you're a fucking pepto mag

by Diabetohater1207 January 18, 2023

mag sheist

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.

"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

Vag Mag

Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).

Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!

Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!

Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.

by PerVecTxCHILD May 2, 2009

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

stick mag

A Pornographic magazine

I caught him with half a dozen stick mags in his briefcase.

by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006

jack mag

A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.

Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.

by Netch July 16, 2004

Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female

After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag

by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009