Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

joachim

A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.
Joachim is the name of a danish prince.
Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

by Jogge January 11, 2009

Jonca

A guy that has sexual tension to the younger age of the spectrume whether boy and or girl. Not found very attractive to the opposite sex but works because they usually find love within in the same gender.

Jonca found love with a 10 year old boy when he was 14.

by Nathenal Sins October 19, 2020

jooch

jooch (n) - Slang term for the JWH research chemicals, most commonly JWH-018. Jooch can refer either to the pure powdered substance, or a legal bud or spice product containing it. Jooch, being a synthetic cannabinoid, produces effects similar to marijuana when smoked or vaporized. Jooch is legal in most jurisdictions and much cheaper than the real thing.

I smoked all my jooch last night and heard a rainbow.

by le1ca July 7, 2010

Joncer

The slash (same sex) pairing of Panic! At the Disco band members Jon Walker and Spencer Smith.

JON Walker and SpenCER Smith; thus Joncer is born.

-squeel- Have you read the latest Joncer fic? Spencer is adorable!

by Emuerz May 18, 2007

Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

Joncas

The dopest guy you will ever meet can’t speak French that well, usually very short and most likely the JPM of your local high school.

That guy is such a Joncas

by Skwkksnsnana December 8, 2018