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jacknut

(v) To attack, either verbally or physically, someone who should be considered sympathetic or friendly to the attacking party.
Dude, Fox News totally jacknutted Ron Paul.
by Rock79 August 19, 2011
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sexual jackpot

To have sex with a person who is very popular. A very sexy rock star or movie star.
I hit the sexual jackpot when i went to bed with Rock Star.
by zelda75231 July 1, 2008
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jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.
it's not retarded, jackpot.
by ben November 16, 2003
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jacknut

A game, invented by me, for couples to play while driving together. It is a simple game, somewhat like slugbug or punchbuggy, but has a fun twist. When they are on the road, they will notice some drivers doing stupid, dangerous, and illegal things (these people are called Jacknuts). When they see these rediculous acts of traffic moronism, they must try to identify whether the Jacknut in question is male or female. If able to determine this, then the game proceeds as follows: When the Jacknut is a male, the woman gets to punch the man. When the Jacknut is a female, the man gets to punch the woman. Don't forget to say "Jacknut" when you punch your significant other (only in the arm, of course). That is Jacknut. It is a simple yet entertaining game which you will never grow tired of playing and since the world is full of horrible drivers, you will have an endless supply of Jacknuts. Spread the word about Jacknut and get out into traffic and start playing!
This was a boring drive until we started playing Jacknut!
by jacknut January 9, 2012
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jackbutt

me n kyle's rip off of jackass
kyle n steve are jackbutts
by stevo November 13, 2003
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jackbutt

a butt who acts like a real JACK... or a JERK
stop being such a jackbutt
by smilie face November 18, 2003
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Jackprut

A tropical fruit, similar to jackfruit, but pronounced differently by Filipino parents named Cirly.
Do you like jackprut in your halo halo?
by Jackprut Johnson April 28, 2003
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