happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

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no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

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HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023

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Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

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