handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

Handbrake

A significant other, usually a girlfiend who does nothing but complain and attempts to take the boyfriends freedom away and crash boys nites. this is normally caused by the girlfriend being a loser or having no friends

ie. oh gosh ty cant go to the boys nite cos the handbrake is on

by spanky619 May 2, 2006

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008

Holy Handgrenade

The holy weapon of mass destruction.

Watch out for the bunny or I'll throw the holy handgrenade!

The holy handgrenade of Antioc.

by Tom and Kory April 15, 2005

HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.

"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."

by Monixa January 16, 2007

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003