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dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.
by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006
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MC hammered

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.
Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.
by gogg October 24, 2005
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Hackberry Hammer

The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.

Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.

A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5
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Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"
by MortalWombat April 28, 2010
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Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.
Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.
by McFatty May 4, 2005
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Hammerfaced

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."
by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008
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Rammer Hammer

A small device used in the Mattel game "Don't Break the Ice." It replicates a small hammer that re-tracks back and forth @ 124 revolutions/minute. The purpose of the Rammer Hammer is to knock out the standing blocks that you stack before the game begins (similar to Jenga but the blocks are stacked up as a wall instead of a tower).

The Rammer Hammer can also be used as a sexual device used on a female's clitorous operated by a male counterpart. Most females will not agree on using the Rammer Hammer when presented by a male. In situations where confrontation is sure to occur, males can hide the device and pull it out while performing other forms of oral sex. Make sure the female cannot see her lower body when pulling the device out.
Use the Rammer Hammer to knock out the blocks.

I slipped in with the Rammer Hammer and she was pleasantly surprised!
by And1Hag September 26, 2010
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